The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett
I debated reviewing The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett and with illustrations/cartoons by Gray Jolliffe. It’s neither fiction nor narrative. It is hilarious however (as though we would expect less from early Pratchett).
The book reads as an information guide about Real Cats as opposed to, well, unreal cats. From the flap-jacket:
Real cats never wear flea collars… or appear on Christmas cards… or chase anything with a bell on it.
Cats with ears that look like they have been trimmed with pinking shears are Real cats.
Real cats do eat quiche. And giblets. And butter. And anything else left on the side if they think they can get away with it. They can hear a fridge door opening two rooms away.
Real cats don’t need names. But they often get called them. ‘Yaargeroffoutofityarbastard’ does nicely.
It’s divided into section such as “How to get a cat”, “Feeding cats” and “Schrodinger cats”. Each presents an entertaining and non-typical view of the subject. Interspersed anecdotes are what really make it.
It’s a very quick read and had me laughing out loud on more than one occasion.